Based on the popular Vocaloid song "Suki Kirai" by HoneyWorks:

“An announcement to the new students! The teary-eyed angel over there called Otosaki Rin is going to be my girlfriend, so keep your hands off her. Ah, and don’t fall for her either, of course.”

No way. I can’t believe this.
What...why did it end up like this?...