Acorn the Kitty Cat

I, Kitty Senior, enjoy my life as a house cat. When it's time to eat, my humans are there to serve me food. When it's time for play, my humans are there with toys. And when it's time to sleep, I have my very own human heater waiting for me in my futon, his name is Dear, A.K.A. Undies Man (don't ask, humans are weird). All is purrfect. Well, all was...